I have/had an ornament of a cruise ship. Can't remember where I got it or why I have it, so this year when it fell off the tree and the back half of it shattered I was going to trash it.
Here's what Farmer Ted did with it...
|Hangs it from a lamp like the Titanic going down.|
This is of course in the lair. Sorry for the multiple pictures, but I couldn't decide which one best conveyed the moment.