Uhh, I'm pretty sure it cost you more to send it back to me than it would have just to let it go on its merry way. Not to mention the condition of the half-way sent package looked like it had been to a war zone.
Or, it could be that the Postmaster General is the 2nd highest paid government job in this country. I sure wish I had a cushy job as the CEO of a corporation that is facing financial ruin, AND I get rewarded by a ridiculous salary and millions of dollars in annual bonuses.
The last time I checked, Greed was supposed to be a deadly sin.
Next...A new poll? Farmer Ted comes out of retirement? And he kicks ass. Toddler pants in public? I catch shit b/c I pronounce mayonnaise "mannaise" because I'm not a Yankee? Who's to say?