Monday, January 30, 2012

It's like the Sock Monkey is stalking me.

My friend Jody invited me to be on Pinterest which, despite the fact I've only pinned like 10 images (mostly of my kids), is a colossal time sucker.  I have found some cool, crafty ideas and some interesting recipes.  However, I have begun to notice a disturbing trend for people who obviously have way too much time on their hands and are obsessed with a toy that quite frankly never should have been.  Or at least, it never should have been anatomically correct.

Might have won Best Costume if they had been anatomically correct.

Lame Birthday party treats.


Have to admit that the one on the right is cute.  Okay, so is the one on the left.

Victoria's Secret for your Monkey.

I hope she didn't pay for this.  Or wear it to work.  Unless she works at Toys-R-Us.

Scarred for life.

Her nursery is depicted above.
What did the King do to deserve this?

Destined for the Island of Misfit Toys.

I'll admit this one had me CRYING.

When celebrities lose their minds, and their baby is the only sane one in the group.
I feel like this...

I think I need to back away from Pinterest.


  1. Sock Monkeys freak me out.

    They freaked Wilson out.

    They freak the Spawnette out.


    Those little bums in the pants were cute, though. ;)

  2. OMG! One of my girlfriends LOVES pinterest and is on it all the time. These sock monkey pics are probably some of the funniest things I have ever seen. Maybe I need to check pinterest out.......Love and miss y'all. Aly

  3. I haven't figured out this pinterest thing yet... What I HAVE figured out is that the KISS Sock Monkey's are bad ass; Who thinks of stuff like that? I'll take that back... If a sock monkey can have a dick... everything's fair game.

    I'd like to thanks Magoo for the free firewood. This is the second free load that she's dumped off... Pretty nice of her; I'm sure that Amy had something to do with it too, seeing as how she's the one with the truck to lug it all around. Amy other car is a Lamborghini (Honest to God.) It's good to have friends with trucks and Lamborghinis. I'm glad that they dumped off the wood when they did because the day before... I struck a deal with the eldest spawn to split the wood... and now that the deal's been made (And the pile had doubled) It's a "win- win" for Ted! A deal's a deal. I'm not feeling really guilty about shittin' the kid over because he's been hitting the gym, bulking up. I guess that after the rugby "incident," He figured that he had better gain a little more ass to be able to take the hits, so splitting wood will be just the ticket for him.

    So the new job is going GREAT! It's a great job... Great people... Great menu... Great hours... Great money... All in all... It's great. It's rare that you can work in the food industry and be afforded the luxury of being able to come home every night and spend time with the family. The new hangout spot in the house is my lair. At some point in the evenings, everyone seems to make their way down here and we just sit around and do whatever. It's pretty nice.

    Happy Birthday to the one... The only... Rufus Dragon; So what did the 'ol boy get for his birthday? (He got on the "Shit list" is what he got.) Tore into the trash. That's another story for another day.

    1. Want to hear more about the great job! And happy birthday to Rufus! We are heading to Columbia for a dance competition this weekend and are staying with Toire etc. Can't wait to get my hands on that baby spawnette!

  4. Oh yeah, that was me. Aly

  5. You need to come up and visit us Sis!