Wrong on so many levels...

So, on our day trip yesterday Ted and I were walking down the street and passed a toy store with sock monkeys in the window.  And we proceeded to have a conversation that I would have never imagined I would ever possibly have in a million years.

Ted: Hey, do you remember when we were kids and the boy sock monkeys had a dick?

Me:  Nuh-Uh.  You are lying.

Ted:  Yeah man.  They came with a little pair of shorts, and when you pulled them down his dick popped up.

Me:  I have never heard of such a thing.  You are trying to pull one over on me.

Ted:  I swear to God.  I had one.

Me:  You had a boy sock monkey...with a penis?

Ted:  I sure did.

Me:  Right.  I wasn't born yesterday Ted.

Ted:  The girl monkeys had vaginas.  I didn't have one of those.

Apparently, I WAS born yesterday.

Not only a vagina, but boobs too.

As if these aren't bad enough. Googling this subject found...

Buddha Monkey

I pity the FOOL.

Why?

I have a feeling this might keep me up at night.

Or this.

Next...My ass dress.  Boy, this blog has gone WAY off topic.