|I said Back Off MoFo.|
|Deer on the run.|
|She was all like, "My son keeps pickled deer heart in my fridge. Neener."|
Then, last night Jody had to accuse me of being jealous that she is Mom of the Year.
She really needs to send me a picture of the pickled heart in a jar, so that I can text the spawn later and show them what’s for dinner. If she mailed me the heart, that would be even better. Then I could be Mom of the Year too.
And then my friend Pirate Tink had to chime in. It's obvious by the way she pays attention to what's going on with each and every one of my FB posts, she is stalking me.