Tuesday, January 10, 2012

It's the thought that counts.

Until your grandmother gives you a soccer calendar...


No, you didn't read that wrong.
To be fair, I'm pretty sure that the Plant Whisperer didn't have any idea what the interior of the calendar said when she picked it for her grandspawn.  Instead, we are choosing to believe that she rather meant what was on the cover.

Much better.

Next...The United States Postal Service cares.  They just don't care they are going broke.  Part II.


  1. I'm not down with the "Die young" part of that shit...

  2. Why would someone even put that inside an obviously motivational calendar? Not cool.

    Methinks I will be checking out the inside of any future calendars I purchase...lol!

  3. We were laughing so hard, we were crying when we saw it Mare. WTF?

  4. So I asked the eldest spawn. "Die young, Huh?" "Is 17 considered to be Young?" (He's 16...) He called me a jerk.

  5. lmao...I wonder if the publisher is sitting somewhere thinking, "Who hired that deep thinker, anyway?!"