Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Dear Mark Zuckerberg,

I know you are a very busy man, but do you think you could take a minute of your time and rein in your Developers?  They've lost their damn minds.  This was my Facebook wall last night...
I know, I know.  This is a free service that I take advantage of, so you are probably thinking Quitcherbitching.  However, this might induce seizures.  Just because you dodged a bullet with the last lawsuit, doesn't mean you will the next.  Hey, I'm just trying to be helpful.

I'm sorry my last status update was "I hate you Facebook."  I don't really hate you.  I love you, or Facebook that is.  If it weren't for FB, Farmer Ted and I wouldn't be together.  Can you imagine?  I mean our blog entertains at least a few dozen people every day.

So, if you can't control your own employees can you please, please at least give us the option of having the old Facebook?  Or, can you make it so people's comments to their friends that I don't even know don't consume my wall.  And while I'm sharing my wish list, can you fix the glitch that doesn't hide all games even though I've asked it to hide all games.  Also, can you explain why stuff my friends do and say will show up on my phone and not on my laptop and vice versa?

Love/Hate Relationship with Facebook


  1. Lol, Chell They basically decapitated people's faces off and decided to let you know that there are at least 45 people who updated there statues and it has absolutely nothing to do with you!
    lol Love heat relationship

  2. I'm not gonna be so nice. Look here Zuckerberg... Ever since the big "Change," I hafta listen to Farmer Chele bitch all of the time about Facebook... AND her Mac Book Pro. (You put the two together and it ends up turning into a rant.) Enough with the damn changes already! Thank You. Speaking of Mac Book Pro...

    Steve Jobs is dead. Talk about not being able to enjoy your retirement! He just retired like.... Last month! Death... What a curious thing. I'll tell ya something else about death... Our two gardens are going to meet their maker this weekend; Yep! The remaining plants are getting yanked up and the fencing is coming down. It was a pretty good season... A lot better than I had expected actually and so we begin a new chapter.

    And speaking of fences... I have a fence to fix. Rufus Dragon has his usual little hole that he goes through to get into the neighbor's yard, it's usually no problem because he goes THROUGH the neighbor's backyard to go inside of the house.... This only happens when Chele pulls into the yard from work. He waits in our driveway.... Sees her pull up... Hauls ass through our backyard to his "Hidey Hole" then runs through the neighbor's yard and goes to our back door! (I know... It sounds crazy but that's his routine.) It wasn't his routine last night... This little shit ass ends up on the next block in some stranger's yard barking his ASS of at something that was hiding behind a pile of dirt! We're having dinner last night and we hear some fuckin' random neighborhood dog barking for the better part of an hour... I even closed the window to block out the noise. ("That fuckin' barking dog is on my last nerve!" "Where's Rufus?")

    It was Rufus... I'm just gonna leave it at that. Crazy ass dog.

  3. I really don't bitch all of the time. I don't recall bitching about Facebook or my iPieceofShitPhone or my MacPieceofShitBook while I was kicking your ass in Gin last night Farmer Ted. :P

  4. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...rolling on the floor....Margo Channing (Bette Davis)
    "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

    (This is the film's most famous line. It is often misquoted as "... a bumpy ride.") "like that better...." RSF