Monday, August 22, 2011

Yo Llama

For being sculpture in an NYC kid's playground, these llamas sure look pissed...

Little does the youngest spawn know, the concrete variety don't like it when you perch on one of their own.
Did he make it out alive?  Or do I have one less mouth to feed?

On the bright side, this begs for a whole knew comedic genre of Yo Llama jokes.  Give us your best blog followers.

Next...New poll coming.  Murphy's Law put a huge dent in our plans today.

4 comments:

  1. Yeah... Today's been "One of those days." It's like a fuckin' crap shoot every time you hit the ignition switch.... Fuckin'a Man...

    You know what? Today's been a piece of fuckin' garbage. The fuckin' shit started at seven in the morning and it's been a big 'ol bucket of fuck ever since. "So why does it suck?" (You may ask.)

    Because I'm having to take a crash course in Jaguar Mechanics 303... I've far surpassed 101... this is like 505... Or whatever. Impact switches and crank speed sensors is what I've been dealing with. (Oh!... Crank pulse sensors...) What the fuck.

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  2. "Yo Llama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

    "Yo Llama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street."

    "Yo Llama's so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!"

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  3. Alright... So I'm over my little "Snit." (I don't care for having to deal with the "unexpected" times. (I sorta flip my shit.)

    This ought to cheer me up...

    Yo Llama's so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

    Yo Llama's house so dirty... roaches ride around on dune buggies!

    Yo Llama's so cross eyed... It watches TV in stereo.

    Yo Llama's teeth are so rotten...when it smiles... The shit looks like dice.

    Yo Llama's so stupid... It thinks that Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

    Yo Llama's so poor... when it goes to KFC it has to lick other people's fingers.

    Yo Llama's so bald... That when it wears a turtleneck... It looks like a roll on deodorant.

    Yo Llama's so nasty... I called to say "Hello" and ended up with an ear infection.

    Yo Llama's so old... It's social security number is "1."

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