Did somebody step on a duck? Who let out the barking spider? Okay, so I have a pair of farting flip-flops. Sometimes they make a flatulent sound when air gets between the sole of my foot and the top of the flop. I swear. Anywho, the Wannabes love potty humor. We also have a remote control fart machine. I highly recommend you get one too. It's a great social experiment.
One time in Disneyworld, I was hangin' with my friends the Badelves and I put the receiver in my bag and let the Badelf spawnette have the remote. She went to town with it. I'm sure we offended people, but hey we had fun. Another time, we were walking around downtown Charleston and the eldest spawn (who was about 8 at the time) put the receiver in his pocket. Just watching people react was a whole day's worth of entertainment. They either act like they didn't hear a thing. This is great. Or, they laugh. The best is the look of revulsion...at the 8 year old. I just love watching people.
Alright, enough of the fluff. Today saw the Wannabes make what is now a weekly field trip to the Home Depot. Tomato cages were on the list. We also are pleased to announce the addition of the youngest spawn's Bog Garden to the GrowDammit Farm.
Tonight, the eldest spawn decided he needed a break from his weeklong vacation at his grandmother's pool and came home to spend some time with "us" (e.g., his PS3). To celebrate, Farmer Ted got his grill on. The man can cook.
Those steaks smelled so good, I almost became a carnivore again. I had a stuffed pepper instead. We also had Growdammit Lettuce for a side salad.
Next. We have a couple of Guest Garden features on the horizon. And, I still owe you a poll for the Herb Bracket. Alas, my ass is parked with a glass of wine on the back deck and the bracket is upstairs so the wine wins and no poll tonight.