I believe that I'm going to hafta place my vote on the Butter Beans, (Not that I have anything against Jelly Beans) but the Butter Beans is where it's at. Actually... I take that back. I DO have something against Jelly Beans, The Jelly Belly brand in particular. They certainly know how to do 'em up right but have you seen the price on those things?! They're like eight bucks a pound. Jack and the beanstalk beans would be cheaper than those things. If you want a jelly bean though....They're the way to go, I suppose. You get what ya pay for. Now... regular old school jelly beans? The Black one? Yeah... Those taste like ass! Just thinking about them makes me wanna throw up. I think of Spring time and Easter and shit whenever I think of Jelly Beans. I see the commercials for that new movie "HOP" all over the place. Chele asked me if I wanted to go see it whenever it comes out. Seeing as how the youngest spawn was in the room... I just politely said, "No.... I DON'T wanna go see HOP." Now if he wasn't around... I would have said something along the lines of... "NO... I DON'T wanna go see HOP." "I'd rather listen to the motor in my fuckin' car blow up, than go see HOP!" Thanks....But No.
Yip, Yip, Yippee! We're going home next week and I'm JACKED UP about it. Before we leave though, these plants have to be in the ground, so I'm sorta against the Eight Ball with this weather situation. In case you haven't heard the latest... It's gonna snow this weekend. Yeah. The 'ol Farmers Almanac didn't call for THAT one so it'll be interesting to see as to whether or not it actually snows or not. I don't think that we're going to skate outta this one; But we'll see. It's pretty much a ton of bullshit. I'm not the only one bitchin' though...Everyone up here is over this mess but to be honest about the thing.... If you wanna hear some Hell raising, try Charleston, South Carolina in August when the temp. is 105 degrees...100% Humidity... Heat indexes of (I dunno) 120 Degrees? Yeah.... OH! (And not a cloud in the sky...) Now THAT.... Is some shit. I guess that the grass IS INDEED always greener on the other side.
Our friend Maintzie said that it wouldn't let her vote. This is about the biggest bunch of shit since "Nipsy Russell" lost in the "Name that Tiller" poll.
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
ReplyDeleteDefinitely butter....everything is better with butter! ;) LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm with Christa on that one.
ReplyDeleteI believe that I'm going to hafta place my vote on the Butter Beans, (Not that I have anything against Jelly Beans) but the Butter Beans is where it's at. Actually... I take that back. I DO have something against Jelly Beans, The Jelly Belly brand in particular. They certainly know how to do 'em up right but have you seen the price on those things?! They're like eight bucks a pound. Jack and the beanstalk beans would be cheaper than those things. If you want a jelly bean though....They're the way to go, I suppose. You get what ya pay for. Now... regular old school jelly beans? The Black one? Yeah... Those taste like ass! Just thinking about them makes me wanna throw up. I think of Spring time and Easter and shit whenever I think of Jelly Beans. I see the commercials for that new movie "HOP" all over the place. Chele asked me if I wanted to go see it whenever it comes out. Seeing as how the youngest spawn was in the room... I just politely said, "No.... I DON'T wanna go see HOP." Now if he wasn't around... I would have said something along the lines of... "NO... I DON'T wanna go see HOP." "I'd rather listen to the motor in my fuckin' car blow up, than go see HOP!" Thanks....But No.
Yip, Yip, Yippee! We're going home next week and I'm JACKED UP about it. Before we leave though, these plants have to be in the ground, so I'm sorta against the Eight Ball with this weather situation. In case you haven't heard the latest... It's gonna snow this weekend. Yeah. The 'ol Farmers Almanac didn't call for THAT one so it'll be interesting to see as to whether or not it actually snows or not. I don't think that we're going to skate outta this one; But we'll see. It's pretty much a ton of bullshit. I'm not the only one bitchin' though...Everyone up here is over this mess but to be honest about the thing.... If you wanna hear some Hell raising, try Charleston, South Carolina in August when the temp. is 105 degrees...100% Humidity... Heat indexes of (I dunno) 120 Degrees? Yeah.... OH! (And not a cloud in the sky...) Now THAT.... Is some shit. I guess that the grass IS INDEED always greener on the other side.
WTH? Last night the poll was showing 1 Lima, 3 Butter and 2 Jelly. This morning it's 1 Lima and 1 Jelly?
ReplyDeleteOur friend Maintzie said that it wouldn't let her vote. This is about the biggest bunch of shit since "Nipsy Russell" lost in the "Name that Tiller" poll.
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