Michele & Ted's Excellent (we hope) Adventure...with a vegetable garden.
So our sprouts have taken off! It's about time to hop out into yard and start getting it ready for for hefty hefty tiller action! Where the garden is going.... Is the home of a big 'ol pile of yard debris that needs to GO. When I say a big pile.... I mean it's a BIG PILE. Image the size of a Volkswagen? That's the size of the pile. Shit. We had the burn barrel ROLLIN' but sadly.... We were shut down by the Man. While we were asleep... Town Council passes a law that bans outdoor burning which (In my opinion) really sucks ASS! Either we can pay someone to haul it off... or we hafta put it into biodegradable bags for the Township to pick up. Either whichy way... it's going to be a pain in the ass. I suppose that it could be worse.... (But it's the skunk at the garden party nonetheless.)
It's gonna take so long to clean that pile.... You'll see my face on the back of a milk carton.