One great step for mankind.
Getting our kicks at the Air & Space Museum.
Now we know.
What's he looking at?
Toddler playing with severed head.
Things that make you go Hmmm.
The South Lawn all decorated for the Easter Egg Roll with the President.
The lawn across from the south lawn for those kids not lucky enough to get picked to roll eggs with the President. Is this the VP roll area? "Hey kids, you don't get to rub elbows with President Obama. But, you can take a turn with VP Potty Mouth Biden." The row of crappers really add to the ambiance.
For a nominal fee, you too can have Honest Abe at your next event.
Just in case you missed it, Ted wanted some answers about the White House Garden.
Destined for ParkedLikeAnAsshole.com. Dude took up 2 of only 3 spaces at the Whole Foods. Clearly marked Compact Cars Only.